no but seriously, reblog this and i will send you terrible three line fanfic based on your url
Scooby Scooby Do-We’ve Got Some Work To Do Now..
I’m not even a big Scooby Doo fan but this is damn cool!
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!
you people are sick
sometimes i just think of how awful it would be to be locked in a giant wax museum for a whole night, except every wax figure is Nicolas Cage, and then one of them is the real Nicolas Cage but you don’t know which one.
thoughts like this keep me up at night.
I have no memory of ever posting this
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
when the waiter asks if you would like dessert and your parents are just like “no thank you, we’re full”
When you let your fangirl slip out in front of non-fandom friends
The 20 biggest summer songs of the Nineties are surprisingly grunge-free. Hear them now.
Kelly Clarkson and Hilary Duff are label mates
My fangirl heart just exploded