thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next


annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge


kinghenrik:

daddysfallenangel-:

You can be proud to be black.
You can be proud to be Asian.
You can be proud to be Arabic.
You can be proud to be Spanish.
You can be proud to be any race.
But you can never be proud to be white, because that makes you racist.

Arabic and Spanish aren’t races go to school


iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM


Word on the street, you got somethin' to show me, me. Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery. I'm intrigued, for a peek, heard it's fascinating, come on baby let me see what you're hidin' underneath. What's up your sleeve; such a tease. Wanna see the show in 3D, a movie, heard it's beautiful. Be the judge and my girls gonna take a vote. Come on baby let me see what you're hidin' underneath.

allhailthehutch:

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?


onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs


noctom-poetom:

yokes93:

yokhakidfiasco:

kaddy-kablamo:

buzzfeedrewind:

Kids today will never understand.

The LAST ONE omfg

Used to have fun with the last one

The last fuckin one

Oh the struggle was too real with the last one


its-w-h-a-t-ever:

santanist:

what do you mean orange chicken isnt a fruit

sweater-mike

justafayziantribute:

YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC CAN SAY A LOT ABOUT YOU. PUT YOUR IPOD ON SHUFFLE AND LIST THE FIRST 10 SONGS. NO SKIPPING.

1. While You Were Sleeping - Ke$ha
2. Need You Now - Lady Antebellum
3. Fast Cars and Freedom - Rascal Flatts
4. Do You Want Me? - Hilary Duff
5. Undo It - Carrie Underwood
6. Unlove You - Ashley Tisdale 
7. Mr. Watson - Ke$ha
8. Boots & Boys - Ke$ha
9. Hello - Kelly Clarkson
10. Trust In Me - Selena Gomez



bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves



TBH...you're a dickfuck. But you're my dickfuck. And I love you.

justjoshhutch:

well…thank you then…bitch….



NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR


sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick