barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.


ellendegeneres:

Loni Love gave some great love advice to our audience today.  Now we know how she got her last name!


slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much


questiun:

Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters




jonasbrothers:

that awkward moment between birth and death 


serenading-solitude:

fucking flash right here

serenading-solitude:

fucking flash right here


givemeinternet:

Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.

givemeinternet:

Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.


katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*


snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated


meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit


Reblog / posted 1 hour ago via ianoshea · © h0llo with 5,587 notes

h0llo:

As long as people call me pretty and funny on tumblr I probably will not have the strength to delete because I feed off attention


nursejoy:

nursejoy:

a girl offered me a bagel with cream cheese once in exchange for me following her on tumblr

it was a good bagel