save-geek-monkey:

no but seriously, reblog this and i will send you terrible three line fanfic based on your url


brispeak:

freexcitizen:

firecrackerheart:

Scooby Scooby Do-We’ve Got Some Work To Do Now..

JINKYS VELMA

I’m not even a big Scooby Doo fan but this is damn cool!


adayinthelifeofpeach:

k-lionheart:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

MUST DO

you people are sick

adayinthelifeofpeach:

k-lionheart:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

MUST DO

you people are sick


wadethoughts:

wadethoughts:

sometimes i just think of how awful it would be to be locked in a giant wax museum for a whole night, except every wax figure is Nicolas Cage, and then one of them is the real Nicolas Cage but you don’t know which one. 

thoughts like this keep me up at night. 

I have no memory of ever posting this


snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes



hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS


rnyselfie:

when the waiter asks if you would like dessert and your parents are just like “no thank you, we’re full”

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If homophobia were a conversation about food...
  • Homophobic Person:My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person:Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person:I like both!
  • Pansexual Person:Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person:I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person:whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

youarebeingridiculous:

When you let your fangirl slip out in front of non-fandom friends

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rollingstone:

The 20 biggest summer songs of the Nineties are surprisingly grunge-free. Hear them now.

rollingstone:

The 20 biggest summer songs of the Nineties are surprisingly grunge-free. Hear them now.


sweater-mike:

Kelly Clarkson and Hilary Duff are label mates

My fangirl heart just exploded


  • during the school year:eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer:idk i think i ate an almond today

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.