if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
You can be proud to be black.
You can be proud to be Asian.
You can be proud to be Arabic.
You can be proud to be Spanish.
You can be proud to be any race.
But you can never be proud to be white, because that makes you racist.
Arabic and Spanish aren’t races go to school
Guess what highschool I go to
WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
The LAST ONE omfg
Used to have fun with the last one
The last fuckin one
Oh the struggle was too real with the last one
what do you mean orange chicken isnt a fruit
YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC CAN SAY A LOT ABOUT YOU. PUT YOUR IPOD ON SHUFFLE AND LIST THE FIRST 10 SONGS. NO SKIPPING.
1. While You Were Sleeping - Ke$ha
2. Need You Now - Lady Antebellum
3. Fast Cars and Freedom - Rascal Flatts
4. Do You Want Me? - Hilary Duff
5. Undo It - Carrie Underwood
6. Unlove You - Ashley Tisdale
7. Mr. Watson - Ke$ha
8. Boots & Boys - Ke$ha
9. Hello - Kelly Clarkson
10. Trust In Me - Selena Gomez
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
well the bottom one was definitely not a fun fact.
well…thank you then…bitch….
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick