*frantically slams button*
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"
I see absolutely no downside to this.
Loni Love gave some great love advice to our audience today. Now we know how she got her last name!
i laughed way too much
Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters
that awkward moment between birth and death
fucking flash right here
Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
As long as people call me pretty and funny on tumblr I probably will not have the strength to delete because I feed off attention
a girl offered me a bagel with cream cheese once in exchange for me following her on tumblr
it was a good bagel